The Reason We're All Here - 13.11.2024

You might think I'm a stranger
But I know you all too well
You ten-a-penny nonconformist loon
You think yourself so special
But you couldn't be more wrong
You're just a kiddie from a private school

You spend your cash on pretty rags
	Thinking that you're looking flash
But you don't tip no waiters
	And you love to dine and dash
You love to play a rebel
	And you ain't afraid of jail
You go slashing people's tyres
	'Cause your daddy'll pay your bail
You let people know your pronouns
	And there's nothing wrong with that
But you tell them yours are "he/him"
	And you're such a fucking cunt
You bully kids online
	'Cause you've got nothing else to do
And you think it's fine to do that
	'Cause they don't agree with you
You're proud that you're a vegan
	And you think carnivores are scum
But you don't really want to know
	Where your food is coming from
Third world or second world
	Oh, does it even matter?
There's blood on your bananas
	And you're a daft fucking wanker
You might say "punch a nazi"
	And I might agree with you
But your arms are looking flabby -
	Who are you trying to fool?
You cried when they won that night
	And you bitched, and you moaned
But when they went marching through your town
	You were home, getting stoned

Now I'm telling you all this
'Cause I haven't given up
You just need to get your shit together
And if you think I'm wrong
	Feel free to disagree
But if these verses ring a bell
	Then it sure tolls just for thee